Thirteen Definitions from The Urban Dictionary!
1. Prosopobibliophobia - Facebook phobia, or having an aversion to all things Facebook.
2. Nerd-do-Well - A financially successful geek.
3. Olympic Adoption - The act of changing which country you root for in the Olympics. Usually done when your home country's team is terrible.
4. Successorize - Item of clothing or apparel used to make you look or feel more successful.
5. Boner Pants - Pants that use tough fabric (jeans, khakis) and constantly look like said wearer has a boner. Jeans show this the most, especially whilst sitting.
6. Axehole - A person who uses an obscene amount of Axe body spray.
7. Slowest Common Denominator - The first person at the front of a single line of moving traffic.
8. Pintervetion - When an intervention is needed to drag your wife off pintrest.
9. Old.Edu - Something considered antiquated or eliciting nostalgia, but that in relative terms is a quite recent phenomenon; typically dating back no earlier than the year 2000. A variation on the term "old school."
10. Rock Out with My Spock Out - To openly be a fan of any of the Star Trek series and/or films. Also known as a "Trekky".
11. Liketurbate - Liking your own post or comment on Facebook.
12. Going Screensaver - When a coworker spaces out or dozes off in a meeting.
13. Smellucinate - To imagine a smell that isn't actually there, as if to hallucinate.