Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Reality TV!





We don't do a lot of Reality TV. At least not the network television kind. We don't watch American Idol, Dancing with the Stars, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, The Voice, any of those. Just can't get into them. In fact, the only reality show we watch on network television is The Amazing Race. That, we totally love.

We watch a lot of what I call the fringe reality shows, like The Next Food Network Star, Worst Cooks in America, House Hunters, Cupcake Wars and new favorite Face Off on the SyFy Channel. If you're a fan of movie make-up, and how they create all those aliens, vampires, werewolves, zombies and horror movie bad guys, you definitely have to check out the show. It pits movie special-effects artists against each other to see who can come up with the best make-up.

So, while we don't watch Dancing with the Stars, we can totally get down with zombies dancing to Natalia Kills' Zombie!

If you don't know the song, you can check out the video here!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e-J7nViJU8


Now, imagine zombies dancing to it! So hope the DJ plays it at RomantiCon!


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Thursday, February 23, 2012

Thursday Thirteen - RottenTomatoes.Com Worst Movies!



Thirteen of the Worst Movies Ever Made According to RottenTomatoes.com!


















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Paige


Thursday, February 16, 2012

Thursday Thirteen - Hunkapalooza!



Thirteen Hot Hunks I've Posted for Tasty Tuesday!




I'm definitely liking this guy!





I'm not usually a fan of Speedo's, but this guy looks dang hot in them!





Gotta love a guy in uniform!




Talk about hot!




Nice abs!




Anyone want to take a nice, relaxing bath?




Take it off!




Anyone want to go to the beach?!




Love watching a man at work!




Gotta love a man in uniform! And out!




Anyone want to join him in bed?!




He's definitely hot, even if he is wearing a little too many clothes!




Talk about chiseled all over!


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Paige


Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Fun with Math!

I got this from my friend and fellow author Casey Crow and had to share!

Two math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience asked What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I- T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G +19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. It's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top. Now you know why some people are where they are!

LOL!

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Friday, February 10, 2012

Cupid's Choice Valentine's Blog Hop!

There's a blog hop this weekend, and you know what that means. Hot hunks, cool prizes and yummy excerpts! You could win some very sexy books, including my naughty erotic romance THE POSTMAN ALWAYS COMES TWICE!

Hope you enjoy the excerpt from my sexy new erotic story, SEDUCING OFFICER BARLOWE, the first book in my hot new BADGE BUNNIES SERIES, available at Amazon, B&N and All Romance eBooks! After you read it, don't forget to check out my hot hunk!


And if you're looking for some more hot books to curl up with, check out my website at www.paigetylertheauthor.com for lots of steamy excerpts, including my hot cowboy menage AND THE RANCH HAND MAKES THREE the sequel to my bestselling KARLEIGH'S COWBOYS, as well as my sexy new BDSM romance, SUBMISSION BECOMES HER!






Gotta Love a Guy Who Comes with His Own Handcuffs!

Harley Miller has always fantasized about having sex with a cop. So, when hunky Royce Barlowe comes to her rescue after her car breaks down, she can't resist flirting with him. One thing leads to another and soon she's kissing him.

Going further than that right there on the side of the road is crazy and impulsive, not to mention reckless, but neither one can help themselves and soon he's cuffing her hands behind her back and fulfilling her wildest fantasy - which turns out to be hotter than anything she's ever imagined.


Excerpt:

“I have a confession to make, Officer,” she said softly.

He drew her bottom lip into his mouth and sucked on it. “Is it something I’m going to have to arrest you for?”

An image of him pushing her up against the wall and frisking her popped into her head, and she stifled a moan as her pussy spasmed.

“I don’t know.” She trailed her fingers down his abs to caress his belt. “Is fantasizing about having sex with a hot cop a crime? Because I’ve fantasized about it for a long time.”

Officer Barlowe’s eyes took on a deliciously dangerous glint. But instead of kissing her again like she’d thought he would—or even unbuckling his belt and pushing down his pants so he could slip that magnificent cock of his in her pussy—he lifted her down from the car’s hood and spun her around.

Harley threw him a confused look over her shoulder. “What are you doing?”

His sensuous mouth quirked. “Playing into your fantasy.”

She opened her mouth to ask how he intended to do that, but all that came out was a soft, “Mmm,” as he slowly ran his hands down her body and back up again.

“If I were going to arrest you, I’d first have to frisk you,” he whispered in her ear. “Just to make sure you weren’t concealing any weapons.”

His breath stirred her hair, making her shiver.

“Nope, no weapons here.” He cupped her breasts, giving her nipples a squeeze through the fabric before slipping his hand between her legs. “What about here?”

She moaned as he thrust a finger in her pussy and wiggled it back and forth.

“No weapons here, either.”

He slid his finger out to fumble with something on his belt. Harley was about to look over her shoulder to see what he was doing when something cool and metallic snapped around her wrist. Handcuffs. A quiver of excitement raced through her as he gently pinned that arm behind her back and cuffed it to the other one.

She caught her bottom lip between her teeth. This was even better than her fantasies.

He put his mouth to her ear again. “Spread ‘em.”


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http://justromance.me/



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Paige

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Thursday Thirteen - Disney Couples!

Thirteen Disney Couples!


Aladdin & Jasmine

Ariel & Eric

Beauty & the Beast

Cinderella and Prince Charming

Donald & Daisy Duck

Esmerelda & Phoebus

Hercules & Meg

Lady & the Tramp

Mickey & Minnie Mouse

Rapunzel & Flynn

Sleepy Beauty & Prince Philip

Snow White & the Prince

Tiana & Naveen

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Paige